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Subject: VIRUS WARNING!!! > >If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Badtimes', delete it immediately. > >Do not open it. > >Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase >everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks >within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your >credit cards. It reprograms your PIN access code, screws up the tracking on >your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt >to play. > >It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your >icecream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone autodial >to call only 0898 sex line numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into >your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will leave dirty socks on >the coffee table when you are expecting company. > >It will replace your shampoo with engine oil and your engine oil with >orange juice, all the while dating your current girl/boyfriend behind your >back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause >you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until >someone loses an eye. > >It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs into >passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly >change the interpretations of key sentences. > >If 'Badtimes' is opened in Windows95/98, it will leave the toilet seat up >and your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bath. It will >also molecularly rearrange your aftershave/perfume, causing it to smell >like dill pickles. > >It will install itself into your cistern and lie in wait until someone >important, like your boss or girlfriend, does a serious number 2, then >block the s-bend and cause your toilet to overflow. > >In the worst case scenario, it may stick pins in your eyes. > >PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. > >